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“Today I got pulled over for going 18 miles over the speed limit, when the cop got to my window he asked if I knew how fast I was going, I knew I was speeding but said no sir anyway. The cop said “you were going 53 in a 35.” I said “oh, I’m sorry sir, I’m Dyslexic” he looked at me and said “oh…I’m sorry have a good day.” and walked back to his cop car and left. MLIA”